Showing posts with label Legion of Doom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Legion of Doom. Show all posts

November 24, 2010

Reason #2147 Phil Jackson Is Awesome


“Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.” General Motti from Star Wars

Phil Jackson and Red Auerbach are universally regarded as the two best basketball coaches in NBA history. While they are both known as good teachers and tactically proficient, the majority of their successes can be attributed to their motivational techniques (and of course, always coaching teams with multiple Hall of Famers). Jackson and Auerbach always put their players in a position to succeed while doing their best to disrupt their opponents' focus. Auerbach literally fought opposing players and fans in defense of his team. Jackson has never actually gone Van Gundy on the opposition but he has been manipulating referees and opponents through the media for the past twenty years. Most of the first thousand reasons why P-Jax is awesome involve getting Jordan, Kobe and Shaq to all embrace the triangle offense during their respective primes. Many of the rest touch on his player management skills and unmatched ability to wage psychological warfare on an opponent. If there is any doubt about his success there is only one thing to do...Count The Rings (but you'll need more than two hands to do it)! Earlier this week, Jackson added to his reputation as a master manipulator by offering his thoughts on Pat Riley and the Legion of Doom's rough start.

                                                    A potential Finals coaching match-up?

October 30, 2010

I Am Legion

Full disclosure: I wrote most of this before the Legion of Doom made a mockery of an Orlando Magic team that will probably win 60 games this year...

It would be unwise to draw any long-term conclusions from the first game of the season. But after the first two games? Bring on the predictions! The Legion of Doom struggled in an opening night loss to the Celtics, being thoroughly outplayed and seemingly lucky to be within eight at the final buzzer. They dispatched the outmatched 76ers the following night but still looked disjointed in a ten-point win. After seeing these two games, I have reached a conclusion; the Legion will win the 2010-2011 NBA championship. Easily.
Some NBA "experts" have voiced a number of concerns about the team that will become the NBA’s next dynasty. Let’s go through them individually.

October 27, 2010

Lock It Down 10/27

A real post? No. But since the NBA season is all tipped off those (That's right...those. Plural. As in multiple posts. Nice.) will be coming later tonight. I am here to present my hypothetical locks of the night. The hypothetical is included because I have no disposable income and gambling is illegal. But the locks are real. Very real. They say that daily gambling on individual NBA games is just about impossible to turn a profit on. I'm here to prove them wrong (but probably won't). Tonight's picks (lines courtesy of SportsBook)...

Legion of Doom -7.5 over PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

Jason Kapono is starting for the 76ers. That's really all the information one needs but I'll go slightly more in-depth. Jrue Holiday and Spencer Hawes won't be able to take advantage of the Legion's weaknesses like Rondo and the Boston frontcourt did last night. Dwyane Wade will play better with a game under his belt. LeBron will be pissed. The 76ers aren't nearly as strong as Boston defensively. Back-to-back games shouldn't be an issue this early in the season. LoD in a rout.

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES -3.5 over Sacramento Kings

Tyreke Evans' suspension is the driving force behind this pick. Get it? Cause he was suspended for driving 120 mph? Anyway, I believe in the Timberwolves. Or, at least, I believe that Kevin Love will outplay rookie Demarcus Cousins and that the Kings cannot match up without their best player. It's in Minnesota and I think the Wolves carry over their good play from preseason. At least for a night.

"And I was born a ramlin' gamblin' man" Bob Seger in Ramblin' Gamblin' Man