Does Kevin Garnett Kiss His Mother With That Mouth?

Yesterday, Charlie Villanueva (he of the alopecia universalis) claimed that Kevin Garnett called him "a cancer patient." Today, Kevin Garnett issued a statement that cited an on-court miscommunication and that he actually told Villanueva, you are "cancerous to your team and our league." Really, Kevin? Is that what you said? Are you sure you didn't drive home your point with an "and a pox upon your family, good sir!" Do you believe that an adrenaline-filled Kevin Garnett (the same man who did this, this, this, this, etc) suddenly started talking like a 19th century novelist?