Favorite Player/Team: Kobe Bryant and LA Lakers. I grew up a Washington Bullets fan but realized around age nine that I was a more capable GM than Wes Unseld. Deciding factors for my new team wound up being my (heterosexual, HIV free) love for Magic Johnson and Kobe taking Moesha to the high school prom.
Least Favorite Player: Kendrick Perkins. Mostly because I think he would eat my unborn children. Also, he is a Celtic. Also, in the right light his eyes seem to be yellow. Maybe he fights Edward Cullen on his off days?
Biggest Man Crush: The Chris Paul/Steve Nash hybrid. A biracial penetrating machine that can really dish it out. Ummm…yeah.
Biggest (Basketball-Related) Woman Crush: Dwyane Wade’s current girlfriend, Gabrielle Union. Appeared in two of my favorite chick-flicks of all-time in Bring It On and 10 Things I Hate About You. But…mostly self-explanatory.
Greatest Event in the History of the World: Creation of Gutenberg’s Printing Press
Second Greatest Event in the History of the World: "The Miracle on Ice"
Random Skills: Crosswords, Juggling, Scrabble, Fantasy Football, Mario Kart, Eating Chick-Fil-A
Best Dunk of All-Time: Vince Carter
Best/Worst Dunk of All-Time: European Guy
Best Dunk Face of All-Time: There can be no other. Michael Jordan.
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